SOS jokes

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they couldn't run home.

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.