SOS jokes
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Memes
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.