SOS jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.