Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "Itβs the best day ever!"
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I donβt get why Katniss was bitching so much in βThe Hunger Gamesβ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I donβt hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They donβt know what a full house looks like.