SOS jokes

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.