SOS jokes
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Memes
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
I donβt get why Katniss was bitching so much in βThe Hunger Gamesβ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I donβt hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"