SOS jokes

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?

They get jalapeño business.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.