SOS jokes

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"

Depression: "Lie in bed."

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?

They get jalapeño business.

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

Why do French people like to eat snails so much?

They can't stand fast food.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Why are girls and rocks so alike?

If they're flat, they get skipped.