The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Yo mama so poor the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so ugly that when watches The Outsiders they become The Insiders.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why is the USA so bad at chess ?
Because they already lost the twin towers
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!