Your hair line go so far back it looks like will smith slapped it
Yo mama so fat, she likes long romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so lazy that the only letters she knows are NO.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I fonder why....
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
yo mama so fat she is the google java script loading
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
your hairline so bad it was used as the starbucks logo
Yo mama was so fat the earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline there so far apart!!!
What came before the dinosaurs? Your hairline because it's so far back!!!
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
True story in 1986in the midst of the HIV epidemic they made condoms.available to the public at that time me and my boyfriend were 13 years old my boyfriend was so happy these will make great water balloons and I was even happier I did not have to pack.a.lunch for school tomorrow lol
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? friend: why? me: they have a history of separating colors
yo mama so fatshe made kfc go bankrupt
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
