Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.
So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster
So i told the officer
I cant even walk when Im sober
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
yo moms so old she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t find home
Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.
im autistic and i find these so funny
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
He’s so short no one can see you very close by
Why are orphans so good at tennis. They never get love. Btw laugh and Tennis means zero
What’s the best part of fucking noors vulva (btw noor is black) If my dick is right beside maras vulva (btw maras white and so am I)
You're so ugly, even the twin towers got a better upgrade than you
Yo barber fucked so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
