SOS jokes

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!