Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo hairline go so far back that you dad found it before you did
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
