SOS jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.