Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so stupid she though a quarterback was a refund
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo hairline go so far back that you dad found it before you did
Your hairline is so far back it look like it got smacked up by will smith
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she toke a spoon to the superbowl
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Yo Mamas so fat, that everytime she goes on a elevator it goes down
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
