Sons Jokes

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

what do you call an emos face

elmo's son

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"

Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”

Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marihuana, Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said you know you wanna, Jill said yes picked up her dress and said lets have some fun, silly ole Jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

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Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy

So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.

For some reason my mom es to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son can anyone tell me why ?

Son: Dad were are you Dad: Getting another one Son: Getting what Dad: Dad

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”