Solving jokes
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.