Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Why are Americans so good at solving rubic cubes?
Because there good at separating colours
cars are like bullets, you jump in front of one they solve all your problems
your hairline so far back sherlock couldnt solve that mystery
so there was a reason why I hated math I suck at proplem solving
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
in a alternate universe: i dont know how to solve the power house of 10 but i do know how to pay taxes
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I do t think you can ... It's too hard
were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases
