Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at solving rubic cubes?
Because there good at separating colours
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
