Solving jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,

but died on the cross.

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.