Solving Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,

but died on the cross.

Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

A five-panel image depicting different stages of a person trying to understand the lore of FNaF (Five Nights at Freddy's), with a progression from playing the game to kidnapping the creator, Scott Cawthon. The first panel shows a brain with intricate patterns and text that reads "Playing FNaF for the lore." The second panel is similar, depicting the brain with a glowing center and reads "Watching theories on youtube about the FNaF lore." The third panel shows a blue figure with bright energy around the heart and reads "Trying to solve the FNaF lore." The fourth panel shows a red, fiery figure with raised arms and reads "Waiting for the FNaF lore to solve itself." The final panel shows a stick figure with a weapon and reads "Kidnapping Scott Cawthon and make him reveal the FNaF lore."

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.