Solving

Solving Jokes

Atheist

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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  • Doctor

    Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

    So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

    9/11

    What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

    Color

    What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

    They both have a history of separating colors.

    Car

    Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

    Physicist

    I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

    Math

    So there was a reason why I hated math.

    I suck at problem-solving.

    Book

    I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

    Hunger

    Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

    Drug

    Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.

    Atheist

    Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

    Asian

    Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

    A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

    Math

    Hey, math:

    I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

    Viagra

    Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

    Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

    Power

    In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

    Book

    I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

    Emo

    I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

    I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.