what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Dear math,
please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross