The 50+ Best Solving Jokes

what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?

they both have a history of separating colors

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.

I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to try it.

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn’t solve inequalities.

An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because Feminists can't solve problems.

My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

Dear math,

please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks

how to solve world hunger and over population?

cannabalism

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them

STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".