It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
Hatsune miku is not from an anime
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "not now."
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
an orphan tried to make an app about orphans but their was no home page
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
facial detection? more like racial detection
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
dam this computers stop working its got autism
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your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
