Software update jokes

People

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

He's not really dead, his update failed.

Fucking Windows updates!

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Have You Done the iOS 26 update?

This is for everyone considering installing iOS 26! Don't do it! The update isn't good; it has bugs, and some of the icons aren't as nice anymore.

No iOS 26!