Software update jokes
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Where did the software developer go?
I don鈥檛 know, he ransomware!
