Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Social Media Jokes
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Like if you're gay.
Like, and comment if you're single.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Do a neck reveal.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
