Social media jokes

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

Hi sisisissisisisisisis.

Like if depressed.

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.

Listen to the autism song on TikTok.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.

Follow for candy, kids.

Like for pizza, kids.

Comment for kids.