Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
