Social media jokes

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

Hi sisisissisisisisisis.

Like if depressed.

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.

Listen to the autism song on TikTok.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?