Social media

Social Media Jokes

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"

The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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