Social media jokes
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Guys, add me in Discord.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Look at the comments.
Read the comments.
Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
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Username: thelightlessdays
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.