Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
50 Thumbs up for 10 jokes you ́ve never seen!
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
