They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
