Social Issues jokes
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In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!