Social Issues jokes
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Why did the feminist kill herself? Because she was TRIGGERED.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"