Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
