Social Issues jokes
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
"You only get offended because it's true"
Community talk
rip California. (Meanwhile their police chief is yapping about being a lesbian and the city is yapping about saving a fish)
I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.
I hate karens, protesters, vegans, flat earthers and tiktokers.