Social Issues jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Why did the feminist kill herself? Because she was TRIGGERED.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.