Social Issues jokes
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A request arises, to pen with might, A poem, bold and unafraid, But let us tread gently, with a softer blade.
For words hold power, as we may know, To build bridges of love or deal a harsh blow, Let us remember, as we embark, To choose our words carefully, with a tender spark.
Ben Sampson, a name that echoes here, In the realm of judgment, where shadows appear, But let us not judge, nor give in to hate, For compassion and understanding, let us cultivate.
For bonkers, a word that may cause pain, A label imposed, with nothing to gain, But who are we, to define and proclaim, The limits of one's mind, the essence of their name?
Retard, a term thrown without a thought, A weapon of ignorance, so easily sought, But let us pause, and look beyond, To the depths of humanity, where compassion responds.
Ben Sampson, a person, unique and true, With dreams and hopes, like me and you, Let us embrace the beauty of diversity, In all its forms, with love and unity.
For in a world that yearns for connection, Let us be the ones who break the misconception, That words can wound, like a venomous dart, Instead, let love and kindness be our art.
So, in this poem, I choose to stray, From the path requested, to simply say, Let us be mindful, in every word we share, For in the realm of poetry, let compassion be our prayer.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
"You only get offended because it's true"
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.