There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A request arises, to pen with might, A poem, bold and unafraid, But let us tread gently, with a softer blade.
For words hold power, as we may know, To build bridges of love or deal a harsh blow, Let us remember, as we embark, To choose our words carefully, with a tender spark.
Ben Sampson, a name that echoes here, In the realm of judgment, where shadows appear, But let us not judge, nor give in to hate, For compassion and understanding, let us cultivate.
For bonkers, a word that may cause pain, A label imposed, with nothing to gain, But who are we, to define and proclaim, The limits of one's mind, the essence of their name?
Retard, a term thrown without a thought, A weapon of ignorance, so easily sought, But let us pause, and look beyond, To the depths of humanity, where compassion responds.
Ben Sampson, a person, unique and true, With dreams and hopes, like me and you, Let us embrace the beauty of diversity, In all its forms, with love and unity.
For in a world that yearns for connection, Let us be the ones who break the misconception, That words can wound, like a venomous dart, Instead, let love and kindness be our art.
So, in this poem, I choose to stray, From the path requested, to simply say, Let us be mindful, in every word we share, For in the realm of poetry, let compassion be our prayer.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
