If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
