So Fat

So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"