So Fat jokes

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.