So Fat jokes

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.