Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
yo mommy so fat when she pulled out the chair it screamed and broke it's self
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
yo mama so fat when she got ran over the van did a 360 flip to mars
your so fat when you fall the sidewalk cracks
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
yo mama so fat , when she ran... oh wait nevermind
Your mom is so fat it takes a year to turn around
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth
Your mamma so fat that she has a gravitational pull
yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her
your mom was so fat that she couldnt have a man and couldnt go through the door
IM JOKING DONT GET MAD
Why was huggy wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom. Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around here.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean
