Your so fat,When you step on a scale it says”To be continued”
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
