
So Fat jokes
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"