So Fat jokes

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.