So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.