YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Joe mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing
you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake
yo mama so fat she made fat albert jealous
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
you was born so fat they needed a 2 cranes to carry you
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space
Your so fat,When you step on a scale it says”To be continued”
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens envaded earth they said wow two in one
yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*
P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
You are so fat you are fatter than the fattest
joe mama so fat that when she sat on a iphone it turned into an ipod
yo mamas so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Ur mom is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
