So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"