Payback jokes

Does your cat scratch you?

Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.