Payback jokes

Does your cat scratch you?

Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.