Snail jokes
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
