Snail jokes
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
