Smokin

Smokin jokes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Woman

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

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    Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more

    I can see it in your eyes, that you wanna get out I can see it in your eyes, that you need it right now That you need it right now, that you wanna get out That you need it right now, that you wanna get out Yeah, I just wanna hear the sound, drive our Camaros out of town Baby, we could leave right now, woah Yeah, I just wanna feel alive, baby, take your time Smokin' on this loud, whoa Girl, you know you make my cold h… Read more