Smokin jokes
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."
But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
Community talk
Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more
I can see it in your eyes, that you wanna get out I can see it in your eyes, that you need it right now That you need it right now, that you wanna get out That you need it right now, that you wanna get out Yeah, I just wanna hear the sound, drive our Camaros out of town Baby, we could leave right now, woah Yeah, I just wanna feel alive, baby, take your time Smokin' on this loud, whoa Girl, you know you make my cold h… Read more
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