Sm jokes

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?

Super Smash Bros.

The S in America stands for safe.

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?