Sm jokes

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Sun.

Sam Gonzales

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.