Sm jokes

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

What is smegma name?

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?