Slur jokes
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.
The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!
The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?