Slur jokes
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I鈥檓 in catholic school.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.