Slur jokes
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!