What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Slur Jokes
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
