Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
Iโm in catholic school.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
โWhy so down?โ
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.
The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, โI donโt know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!โ The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!
The bartender looks at the first man and says, โYour an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.โ
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
