Slur jokes
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Memes
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...