Slur jokes
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
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A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Ha, gay!