Slogan

Slogan Jokes

Suicide

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Chancellor

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Vape

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Brothel

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

Wife

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

Orphan

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

Friend

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Bounty

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Nike

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)