Chancellor jokes
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
