Chancellor jokes
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
