Skyscraper jokes
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.