What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Twin towers? No plane, plane targets
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why were the twin towers mad? Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
Whats the best way to find the twin towers
BUCKET
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
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The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back up a gain 10 minutes later. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT! The bartender looks at the first man and says”Your and a-hole when your drunk Superman.”
