What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Skyscraper Jokes
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
