Skyscraper

Skyscraper jokes

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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  • Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

    P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

    P2: Airplane wifi.

    "Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

    Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

    Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

    What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!