Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night, day.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
hay look its uranus coming from the sky
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE
So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
