Size jokes

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"