What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
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You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Jacob has a small penis
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
