"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
For any bag of chips its considered family size
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
