You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
