Size jokes

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.