So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Size Jokes
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
