Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
