Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
