Short jokes
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How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Hahah, funny joke!
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I am your leader.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."