Shelter jokes

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?

She started her period.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

Why couldn’t the orphan find home?

Didn’t have eyes.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.

Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.

Why do orphans use iPhone X's?

Because they can't find home.

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.