Shelter

Shelter Jokes

Period

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?

She started her period.

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  • Orphanage

    There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

    You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans want to be dogs?

    Because they want their own bed and food.

    Orphan

    Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

    Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

    Woman

    What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

    "Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

    Orphanage

    I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

    Orphan

    Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

    Orphan

    An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

    A homeless kid once said he will go home.

    Orphan

    Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

    He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

    Orphanage

    What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

    In a dog pound, people actually want them.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

    They wanted some family time.