Shelter jokes
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.