Shelter jokes
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.