Shelter

Shelter Jokes

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?

Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.

i saw a girl crying i asked her were are your parents she cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage

What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?

A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent