Shelter jokes
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.