what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
i saw a girl crying i asked her were are your parents she cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
