Shelter jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!