Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
