My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Why did sally get a black eye? - She tried to play patty cake
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Yo mama so nice she
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic
Yo mama is so ugly she is the reason slenderman has no eyes
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
