Registry jokes

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

I am the grand wizard, mak.