Registry jokes

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Humanity.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Only in Ohio.