Registry jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

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What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.

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I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?