Registry jokes

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

Humanity.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Only in Ohio.

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.