Sex Offender

Sex Offender Jokes

Lesbian

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Catholic

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

Frog

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

Liverpool

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Crime

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

Six

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Interview

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?