What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?