September jokes
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.