I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
September Jokes
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
