September jokes

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

Why did the tall building fall?

It was September 11th.

I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.