September jokes
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
This joke is unavailable due to the National Period of Mourning. Please return to this page on the 19th of September.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay