Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
September Jokes
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Iām a god, and Iām here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." š
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "Iām about to blow this place up like September 11."
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
