New September Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅

Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

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R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022

September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!

My grandma stubbed her toe in a elevator in september 21st

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9 2001, you'll know.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them Sound familiar🤔 Well in september 11th...