Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.