September

September jokes

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Plane

  • For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

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    9/11

  • 9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

    It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

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  • WiFi

  • Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

    On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

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    God

  • I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

    Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

    Cake

  • What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

    Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

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    Birthday

  • My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

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  • Team

  • "Chelsea is the most consistent team.

    One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

    If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

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    Queen Elizabeth

  • This joke is unavailable due to the National Period of Mourning. Please return to this page on the 19th of September.

    R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

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    Birthday

  • I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

    They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

    It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

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