That was a horrible pun; you should be sent to the PUN-itentiary
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia
i got sent out of a library for putting a womens rights book in the fiction section.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
A priest is drowning in a river... A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says "leave me alone, god will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn't you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn't take them! "
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Qwen is a liar ( sent with a dance )
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
