self-image jokes
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
I have a fat ass.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Your reflection.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Look in a mirror.