I’m gonna stop telling rape jokes....
They just seem so forced
What is an Orphans least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"
She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."
The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"
The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"
"That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"
The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."
you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.